Grill King” Branding Iron: Because Territorial Pissing Should Be Delicious

Funny photo of Realtor Jacob Zwack wearing a suit and leather apron, holding a custom steak branding iron that says 'MINE' in front of a luxury grill.

Every man thinks he is a Michelin Star chef the moment he steps onto his patio. He puts on the apron. He clicks the tongs twice (you have to click them twice, it’s the law). He stares at the fire like he discovered it himself. For the new homeowner, the patio is his kingdom. And … Read more