Professional by Day. Prankster by Night. The Joker's Guide to Gifts.
White-collar humor for the daily grind. Safe-for-work pranks, stress relief toys, and sarcasm for the bossācurated by a licensed professional.
Real Estate is 10% selling houses and 90% trying not to scream. The appraisal came in low. The inspection found mold. The buyer wants to back out because “the vibe feels off.” In the Bartending world, it’s the guy waving a $20 bill at you while you are clearly making six margaritas for a bachelorette … Read more
I live in Minnesota. For six months of the year, the sun is just a rumor. As a Realtor, I have to be up early to check the MLS. As a Bartender, I sometimes don’t get home until 3:00 AM. My sleep schedule is a disaster. And for years, my method of waking up was … Read more
We need to have a talk. A man-to-man talk. Most guys never speak about their bathroom hygiene. We just close the door, do the deed, and pretend it never happened. But deep down, we all share a secret anxiety: Are we actually clean? Let me put it this way: If you got peanut butter on … Read more
The Curator’s Collection: Brilliant & Sophisticated The Top Shelf Collection Curated by The Joker | Est. 2025 Status Executive Member Refined Humor for the Modern Man Not every gag gift needs to be crude. Sometimes, the joke is in the audacity of the object. This collection focuses on “Intellectual Novelty”āitems that look impressive on a … Read more
Giving a bottle of wine is the universal sign of “I didn’t know what else to buy you.” Itās the default Closing Gift. Itās the default Hostess Gift. Itās lazy. Don’t get me wrong, I love wine. I serve high-end bottles at the Steakhouse all night long. But simply handing someone a bottle is too … Read more
As a Realtor, I have walked through thousands of homes. I know exactly where people hide their valuables. If you want to keep your stash safeāwhether it’s emergency cash, your passport, or that flask you need for HOA meetingsāyou need Security Through Obscurity. Enter The Dictionary Book Safe. Burglars (and nosy family members) share one … Read more
We have all been there. The “Supply Chain” issue no one talks about. As a Realtor, I deal with buyers who want to lower their offer by $10k because of a loose doorknob. As a Bartender, I deal with guys who think snapping their fingers will summon a beer faster than physics allows. In both … Read more
They say you can tell a lot about a man by his handshake In Real Estate, the handshake is the seal of the deal. It needs to be firm. It needs to be confident. It needs to say, “I am a professional fiduciary.” But sometimes… you just want to see if the other person flinches. … Read more
Letās be honest. 90% of corporate meetings are a crime against time. As a Realtor, I sit in a lot of meetings. Brokerage updates, title closings, marketing strategy sessions… I have lost days of my life listening to people talk just to hear the sound of their own voice. You want to scream, “Email! This … Read more