Professional by Day. Prankster by Night. The Joker's Guide to Gifts.
For the guys who love wings, sports, and cold ones. Novelty beer gear, raunchy signs, and drinking games approved by a 10-year industry vet.
We live in a digital world. Insults have become too easy. You can block someone on Facebook with a click. You can leave a 1-star review while sitting on the toilet. You can ghost a text message. Where is the craft? Where is the effort? If you truly want to express your disdain for a … Read more
There is a fine line between “Casual” and “Disrespectful.” I live on that line. Most men hate dressing up. Suits are restrictive. Ties are choking hazards. Cummerbunds serve no purpose other than to make you look like a magician. But sometimes, life demands formal wear. Weddings. Proms. Funerals. As a Realtor, I own plenty of … Read more
Some items in your closet are clothes. Others are legends. I have a t-shirt. It is not made of Egyptian cotton. It is not a designer brand. It is a giant, white t-shirt with a realistic print of a woman’s curvy body in a bikini. I have owned this shirt for 17 years. It has … Read more
We need to have a talk. A man-to-man talk. Most guys never speak about their bathroom hygiene. We just close the door, do the deed, and pretend it never happened. But deep down, we all share a secret anxiety: Are we actually clean? Let me put it this way: If you got peanut butter on … Read more
The Curator’s Collection: Brilliant & Sophisticated The Top Shelf Collection Curated by The Joker | Est. 2025 Status Executive Member Refined Humor for the Modern Man Not every gag gift needs to be crude. Sometimes, the joke is in the audacity of the object. This collection focuses on “Intellectual Novelty”—items that look impressive on a … Read more
As a Realtor, I have walked through thousands of homes. I know exactly where people hide their valuables. If you want to keep your stash safe—whether it’s emergency cash, your passport, or that flask you need for HOA meetings—you need Security Through Obscurity. Enter The Dictionary Book Safe. Burglars (and nosy family members) share one … Read more
Every man thinks he is a Michelin Star chef the moment he steps onto his patio. He puts on the apron. He clicks the tongs twice (you have to click them twice, it’s the law). He stares at the fire like he discovered it himself. For the new homeowner, the patio is his kingdom. And … Read more
Congratulations! You just bought a house. You signed the papers. You got the keys. You are riding high on the American Dream. Then, about 4 hours after you move in, a cabinet handle will fall off. Or a door will start squeaking like a dying violin. Or you will realize the previous owner tried to … Read more
We have all been there. The “Supply Chain” issue no one talks about. As a Realtor, I deal with buyers who want to lower their offer by $10k because of a loose doorknob. As a Bartender, I deal with guys who think snapping their fingers will summon a beer faster than physics allows. In both … Read more
Some pranks are cute. Some are funny. This one is a war crime. If you have ever worked in a restaurant kitchen (like my “filthy crews” in MN and ND), you know what “bad” smells like. You know the smell of the grease trap. You know the smell of a forgotten protein shake in a … Read more