Department Directory
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Business & Media
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Status: The Realtor is IN.
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Status: The Bartender is LISTENING.
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Offended by a joke? Hate a product? Thinking of suing?
Status: The Manager is OUT.
Please write your complaint on a piece of paper, fold it into an airplane, and throw it into the nearest trash can.
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Physical Mail: Do not send physical mail. I am a minimalist.
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