Manual Unsubscribe”: Make Them Work For The Insult

Funny photo of a bald man in a blue suit sitting at an office desk, looking mischievously at a small wooden box that has sprung open to reveal a plastic middle finger." Caption: "The manual unsubscribe. For when 'per my last email' just isn't enough

We live in a digital world. Insults have become too easy. You can block someone on Facebook with a click. You can leave a 1-star review while sitting on the toilet. You can ghost a text message. Where is the craft? Where is the effort? If you truly want to express your disdain for a … Read more

The Nuclear Option Part II: When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best (Crap)

Funny illustration of a mailman looking terrified holding a vibrating, smelly cardboard box labeled 'Special Delivery'.

There are people you like. You buy them whiskey. There are people you tolerate. You buy them a gift card. Then, there is that person. Maybe itโ€™s the HOA President who measures your grass with a ruler. Maybe itโ€™s the ex who stole your Netflix password and your favorite hoodie. Maybe itโ€™s the guy at … Read more

Power Handshake”: How to Confuse Your Boss and Terrify Your Friends

Funny photo of a bald man in a blue suit with tiny plastic hands on every single finger, looking manic like a mad scientist.

They say you can tell a lot about a man by his handshake In Real Estate, the handshake is the seal of the deal. It needs to be firm. It needs to be confident. It needs to say, “I am a professional fiduciary.” But sometimes… you just want to see if the other person flinches. … Read more