Stress Relief

Manual Unsubscribe”: Make Them Work For The Insult

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Funny photo of a bald man in a blue suit sitting at an office desk, looking mischievously at a small wooden box that has sprung open to reveal a plastic middle finger." Caption: "The manual unsubscribe. For when 'per my last email' just isn't enough

We live in a digital world. Insults have become too easy. You can block someone on Facebook with a click. You can leave a 1-star review while sitting on the toilet. You can ghost a text message. Where is the craft? Where is the effort? If you truly want to express your disdain for a … Read more

The “Adult Sandbox”: How To Dissociate At Your Desk Without Getting Fired

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Real Estate is 10% selling houses and 90% trying not to scream. The appraisal came in low. The inspection found mold. The buyer wants to back out because “the vibe feels off.” In the Bartending world, it’s the guy waving a $20 bill at you while you are clearly making six margaritas for a bachelorette … Read more

Inventory Alert: I Finally Restocked My F*cks

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Funny photo of a professional man in a suit holding a glass jar filled with wooden letter Fs, representing a funny office gag gift.

We have all been there. The “Supply Chain” issue no one talks about. As a Realtor, I deal with buyers who want to lower their offer by $10k because of a loose doorknob. As a Bartender, I deal with guys who think snapping their fingers will summon a beer faster than physics allows. In both … Read more